The quick resolution of Guy Ritchie and Madonna’s divorce came as a surprise to many, but not to those who are close to the Material Girl.

The “Marley & Me” star tells New York Times magazine, “This is horrible to say, but there are times when I laugh my rear end off.”

“There’s this football hold — it’s a lot harder than it looks in the books,” Jolie told a U.K. morning show. “I did that a few times, (but then) I would take turns. It just takes a long time.”

Sources tell the Scoop that “Valkyrie” is nowhere near as exciting as a thriller should be, and Tom Cruise’s performance elicits uncomfortable and inappropriate laughs

It's not clear whether the pop star will perform or just attend, but a source tells the Scoop that Britney Spears “will be involved” in the Dec. 3 tree-lighting festivities at Rockefeller Center.